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The Bald Frog
by Carey (that's me)
Once upon a time there was a frog, Jimmy. Jimmy was a sad frog becuase his wife left him for her tennis instructure and in her doing so he lost all of his hair. Since Jimmy lived in LA, all of the rollerskating hotties didn't give him a second glance, let alone a first glance. "Like, eww, he like has no, like, hair!" This deeply saddened Jimmy. He ended up wandering the streets of downtown LA until he happened upon what he thought was a strip joint. He staggared in and, to his surprise, it was not a srtip club, but a drag queen dinner show that he happened upon! He decided to stay and watch the show, for he and his single-ly bald self had nothing better to do. To his surprise, the show very much inspired him. "Golly gee!" thought Jimmy, "These boys have wigs on and make up, but no one cares!" Thourgh this relevation, Jimmy dewcided to become a drag queen! And now, Jimmy and his Marylin Monroe wig live happily ever-after.
*The End*




































